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@RyanPitcher @BradHaverly Worst thing was when we got moving again after an hour there wasn’t even a crash scene to gawp at....
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Sitting in M11 accident jam. People who crash and survive should lose their licence. I’m hot, irritable and uncharitable!
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@Tomtids Well I’m 30 now; the kids are 18-20. An entirely different generation. You could be their father!
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Gatecrashed the youngsters’ Friday at the pub with @rosswilliams. Probably best we left when we did before their style was fatally cramped.
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@Jordo_Digital @MelKirk I’m afraid I did what any other man of a certain age would do with a block of blue plasticine. I made a smurf cock.
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Off to watch Surrey vs Derbyshire in the Pro 40 cricket for an afternoon of leather, willow and lager.
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@Tomtids I think I’m expected to buy a round with that so it’s tap water for everyone…
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Won the first innings sweepstake by two runs. Five whole English pounds are mine!
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I won the second innings sweepstake too, predicting a win by four wickets. Just call me Bumble.
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@TarryBoast I’d rather not deal in salesman smarm tactics to be honest. He can’t ambush me via email!
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Failing to understand why a supplier would respond to an email with a phone call, leaving a message to call them. Just reply to my email!
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@deepfried tickspot.com… has worked well for me in a couple of companies. Mac widgets and works with Basecamp if...
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RT @mattjukes: sorry, but you do need to know this exists. fuckyeahanimalswithcasts.tumblr.com…
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What a talent Jack Wilshere is. Mustn’t get carried away, but I can’t wait to see him rip into Premier League defences this season.
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Boiled egg eaten, tea drunk, now waiting for the umpires to stop stomping around the outfield and get play started
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@toddogroats Absolutely. Looking forward to a couple of signings and then a good season ahead.
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@MelKirk @FrancescaHeath Danny Dyer? Most laughable mock-hardman since Ross Kemp. Danny Dire’s far better: bit.ly…
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@toddogroats So was he propah nawty or actually a well behaved young man?
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@MissSpanna Kelly and Claire tried it for a couple of days back at university. Made their poo rather nasty I’m afraid.
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Filling out cells in a big, important, shared Google spreadsheet. Crossing fingers that it doesn’t break.
