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I’m getting Leopard in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime.
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chuckling at the audio torture I no longer have to endure. Thinking it must be @timblair
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Enoying the footballing masterclass by Arsenal on ITV4
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My mojitos are the best. Top tip: use lots of mint leaves.
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Annoyed that Hamilton isn’t winning and is therefore making me waste my life watching boring F1.
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Recovering from his ex-workmates trying to kill him with evil shots. Great night though! Thanks peeps.
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Calling DS owners: the new Zelda game is fantastic. Get it.
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Locking up the office myself because everyone’s buggered off at 5.45. Slackers.
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I want my money back. Lulu’s ‘Shout’ is not eighties music.
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Thinking that children should be seen and not heard. Especially when he’s trying to bravely do some shopping.
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Wondering who Lavell is
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Thinking that Plambo will be quarantined in the Great Park tomorrow and won’t be able to get to work.
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A bit sunburnt, but nicely relaxed after a lovely holiday in Madeira.
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Why am I always waiting for a delayed Slough to Windsor train. It’s only got two stops!
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Wake up, @timblair
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Itching to go on holiday right now.
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Barry is craving a mojito.
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Found out my neighbours’ children are called Isobel and Sebastian. Sadly, she’s Izzy, thus wasting the opportunity to be an indie band.
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Too hot.
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Windsor’s packed with toffs waiting for non-existant taxis to Cartier. They’re getting rather eggy. Bless.
