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@ioptics @teabass @rawnet Good work fellas. Last Percent looks great and my OpenID sign-up and test worked well. Now go get some sleep :)
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Celtic: offered nothing, pub team players, can we play you every week, over-rated fans, song nicked from Scousers, cheerio.
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RT @TCEurope WhiteLabelDating.com poaches execs from Match.com and DatingDirect tcrn.ch…
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Upgraded my Sky package to include ESPN ready for Everton v Arsenal later. Let’s hope ESPN’s coverage is better than Setanta.
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Coveting a Subway BMT footlong for lunch. My Wii Fit is going to be so disappointed in me.
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Lost Reading Festival tickets crisis over! Postie had filed them in the wrong pigeon hole, no doubt after a liquid lunch at the Windlesora.
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My Reading festival tickets have been stolen. Royal Mail says they’ve been (Special) delivered and signed for but I’ve not got them. Grr.
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Pleased to see so many people flocking to @wld this evening. I think that’s a record number of members online.
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Sitting in M11 accident jam. People who crash and survive should lose their licence. I’m hot, irritable and uncharitable!
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@Tomtids Well I’m 30 now; the kids are 18-20. An entirely different generation. You could be their father!
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Gatecrashed the youngsters’ Friday at the pub with @rosswilliams. Probably best we left when we did before their style was fatally cramped.
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@Jordo_Digital @MelKirk I’m afraid I did what any other man of a certain age would do with a block of blue plasticine. I made a smurf cock.
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Off to watch Surrey vs Derbyshire in the Pro 40 cricket for an afternoon of leather, willow and lager.
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Won the first innings sweepstake by two runs. Five whole English pounds are mine!
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I won the second innings sweepstake too, predicting a win by four wickets. Just call me Bumble.
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Failing to understand why a supplier would respond to an email with a phone call, leaving a message to call them. Just reply to my email!
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RT @mattjukes: sorry, but you do need to know this exists. fuckyeahanimalswithcasts.tumblr.com…
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What a talent Jack Wilshere is. Mustn’t get carried away, but I can’t wait to see him rip into Premier League defences this season.
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Boiled egg eaten, tea drunk, now waiting for the umpires to stop stomping around the outfield and get play started
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@MelKirk @FrancescaHeath Danny Dyer? Most laughable mock-hardman since Ross Kemp. Danny Dire’s far better: bit.ly…
