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Receiving dozens of emails from competitors' dating sites meant for "djbarry5" who clearly doesn't know his own email address.

Battling bravely through man-flu but my voice is laughably pathetic. With a day of meetings ahead I'm going to be doing a lot of listening.

Xmas tree bought to keep @larrylou100 quiet. I've been banned from putting any tinsel on :(

Just had a "someone on the internet is wrong" moment but simply closed the browser rather than submit an infantile snarky reply.

My hometown Chelmsford are playing Macclesfield for a place in the FA Cup third round for the first time in my lifetime. Come on Clarets!

Today I have eaten only porridge, scallops and rocket. I could murder a kebab.

Stewart Lee signed my "Jerry Springer: The Opera" DVD after his gig tonight. A lovely, funny man although not terribly fond of Twitter.

It's my birthday so I'm enjoying a day off with a lie-in, presents, spot of shopping, tea, Star Wars on Blu-ray and later dinner.

Lady Gaga grabs her cock singing "Born this way" for Children in Need concert opener. Now looking at her arse in a thong. All for the kids.

New article: Switching from Chrome to Safari bfr.st/2CSC

Nice to see multitasking gestures come to first gen iPads in the iOS 5.0.1 upgrade.

Seeing Fountains of Wayne at the Scala in King's Cross tonight. Looking forward to some proper power pop and tunes.