Why do I even bother? Had a massive email crisis at work today. Firstly I was great in diagnosing a new virus, disinfecting everyone’s computers within minutes and helping infectees over the country sort themselves out. Then it turns out that in fixing things, our email server’s buggered and no-one can receive external emails. Passing the buck to the engineer: can’t understand why the stoopid pooter doesn’t work! Think it’s about time I gave up on the blasted things anyway.

Advertised our house in the Herald this morning. Poor Joanna, Rich and Helen have had the phone ringing non-stop with people clamouring to takeover the rent and are scrubbing feverishly as I write. Hope the househunters can stand the stench downstairs…