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I’ve received a slab of plasticine in the post from a recruiter to help “shape the future of your business”. Top corporate wankspeak.
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@joemahoney Great (puerile) minds think alike. I’ll have a play this afternoon and TwitPic-erize it.
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As @mattzilla and @smccran pointed out, Play Doh would have been much better than plasticine because I could at least have eaten it.
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Enjoying a deserved pint poured by my favourite barmaid @lilja after my Monday Meeting Marathon.
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My MacBook Air prefers Safari to Firefox. I know this because its fans don’t go bonkers as they do when using the CPU hungry 'Fox.
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Tonight: Chinese takeaway and The Apprentice on the sofa. Simple pleasures.
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Guessing that Twitter changed replies to reduce the number of records they need to write with each new tweet and so cope with scary growth.
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Apprentice task is Margate rebrand yet neither team are using Chas & Dave’s song. Missed opportunity there.
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Recruiters, why do you keep asking me to connect on LinkedIn? I know your game - you just want to leech my contacts and annoy them too.
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I had a paper cut from a £20 note this morning. It hurt. If I was a superstitious man I’d take it as some sort of ominous money warning.
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@cronkshaw Your first day’s re-education back at Lilly: bit.ly…
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Morning everyone bit.ly…
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Malouda’s hair = iced gem (via @gunnerblog)
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Can’t bring myself to feel sorry for Chelsea, but there were 3 or 4 pens not given there. Great drama for the neutral.
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Settling down to the footy with Dominos’ Football Special 2-4-1 on its way. Clever promo for lazy types like me.
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Couple has bonk by Windsor Castle, possibly the least romantic/erotic setting in the world, and ends up in the papers: bit.ly…
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Doves were superb tonight in Reading. An immense live band. Can’t believe that’s the first time I’ve seen them. Lumps in throat throughout.
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Nevertheless, some decent chats about sending email on a large scale with some enthusiastic providers. Off to Reading Hexagon to see Doves.
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@mr_mcd I’ve never seen you and Jimi Goodwin of Doves in the same room. Are you hiding a stunning secret gift and double life?
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Thought from last night’s football. Jonny Evans is a dead ringer for Seth MacFarlane, Family Guy creator.
