Enoying the footballing masterclass by Arsenal on ITV4
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My mojitos are the best. Top tip: use lots of mint leaves.
Annoyed that Hamilton isn't winning and is therefore making me waste my life watching boring F1.
Recovering from his ex-workmates trying to kill him with evil shots. Great night though! Thanks peeps.
Calling DS owners: the new Zelda game is fantastic. Get it.
Locking up the office myself because everyone's buggered off at 5.45. Slackers.
I want my money back. Lulu's 'Shout' is not eighties music.
Thinking that children should be seen and not heard. Especially when he's trying to bravely do some shopping.
Wondering who Lavell is
Thinking that Plambo will be quarantined in the Great Park tomorrow and won't be able to get to work.
A bit sunburnt, but nicely relaxed after a lovely holiday in Madeira.
Why am I always waiting for a delayed Slough to Windsor train. It's only got two stops!
Wake up, @timblair
Itching to go on holiday right now.
Barry is craving a mojito.
Found out my neighbours' children are called Isobel and Sebastian. Sadly, she's Izzy, thus wasting the opportunity to be an indie band.
Too hot.
Windsor's packed with toffs waiting for non-existant taxis to Cartier. They're getting rather eggy. Bless.
Lying in a hot tub drinking champagne and eating handmade chocolates. It's a hard life.
Woo. Despite what the muppet in the Orange shop said, I *can* have an upgrade. New K810i arriving Tuesday.